Top Ten Reasons Why He’s a Keeper

You know he’s a keeper when…

  1. You disturb him in the middle of his very last quest in Valhalla Knights 2 and all he does is let out a dramatic “Nooooo”, then proceeds to do the favor you interrupted him for.
  2. He shops for your favorite puzzle games whenever he’s at GameStop so you won’t hate his xBox so much.
  3. He doesn’t raise his voice at you after you accidentally mess up his decks of magic cards—the same decks that he spent weeks on putting together and raving to his friends about. (It’s also a good sign when you’re not afraid to tell him that you bent his favorite Flying Creature card because the most he’ll do in retaliation is unleash a world of tickles on you.)

…I will stop this post at 3 reasons as to not embarrass my fiancé any more than I already have..

Top 10 Moments of Pure Happiness

1. 4:59pm on Fridays.

2. Eating. Period.

3. Fresh towels straight out of the dryer.

4. Finding parking in the city.

6. Pop music…don’t judge.

7. Getting paid.

8. Getting paid for putting in very little effort.

9. Getting paid for doing nothing.

10. Saying “I quit!” and marching out of the office to join a league of elite assassins.
 

…I think I got my little sidetracked. I suddenly have the need to watch Wanted again.